As students return from spring break, many are regretting choices made south of the border. CMC Student, Arthur McGill was particularly unhappy with his mexico vacation that ultimately cost him his left leg and arm.
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Mexican Spring Break Trip Costs Student Arm and A Leg
Last Updated ( Sunday, 10 May 2009 04:37 )
Read more...Mephistopheles Overwhelmed With CMC Students Offering Their Souls For Sale
In a desperate bid for job security, Claremont McKenna College students have overwhelmed the demon Mephistopheles with offers for their souls in exchange for his unholy s...
Last Updated ( Wednesday, 08 April 2009 06:23 )
President Gann Blows CMC Endowment on Wild Shopping Spree
President Pamela Gann of CMC was criticized this morning by reporters after it was revealed that she had spent the entire $474 million dollar endowment on an extravagant ...
Last Updated ( Wednesday, 04 February 2009 08:50 )
Read more...CMC, In Attempt to Diversify Student Body, Enlists Rap Artists
In CMC's continuing quest to increase it's college ratings, the college has invited a number of rap groups to perform. The school is hoping that it's recruitment of hip h...
Last Updated ( Wednesday, 19 November 2008 08:11 )
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