Following the notorious Scissor Me Scripps bias incident, the women's college administration has announced in an email
, forwarded to the 5C student body, a list of offensive sex terms that will no be tolerated on its campus. Among the forbidden terms were old favorites such as the "Nigerian Spit Roast", "The Beef Rider Peepshow", and "The Donald Trump Dunk Nugget" but many were surprised to see sexual acts, foreign to even the most promiscious of students. Thankfully the email went on to describe in graphic detail the definition of the taboo terms.
"I had no clue what a "Rottweiler Chain Bang" was until we got this email." said one CMC student, "Thank god. I can't believe I've gone my whole life with out being bound in chains and forced to copulate in a kiddy pool full of dog food." This was a common sentiment amongst many students, many of whom who were grateful to Scripps for its inclusion of step by step photo diagrams.
"We really felt that the intolerance couldn't stop until students were fully aware of some of the language harnessed as hate speech." said a Scripps Official. "The fact is, we can't discuss gender dynamics until we understand what it means to "Twist the Bucktooth Mammoth."