As I was riding around in my limo the other day (yes I have one) I was thinking about that word…”Staghen”
Who came up with such a name? A Stag? A hen?
Was it a farmer?
Oh wait…I just got it. It’s what we call bachelor or bachelorette? Or maybe it’s just Party Party Party!
A Stag — Male Deer? No..that woud be a Buck… what about a Buckchick weekend? (Nah..that’s too close to buttchick)
And then the Hen Do Weekend? I mean..is it offensive in any way to call women, who are single, hens? I’m just not thinking that Hen, in anyway, is an attractive or desirable thing.
A stag sounds way more attractive than a hen.
Speaking of stags and hens…what would a staghen look like? This wouldn’t be right because it’s STAGhen…so I’d imagine the stag body would be prevalent…but this artist obviously didn’t think so.
What’s it called when you mix animals anyways?
Oh yeah….Hybrid (no that two different species….) Things that can really happen like a Liger.
Yes…that’s more like it. What are some common chimeras? The mythical creatures. They are not even remotely close to being in the same Genus or Species that the combination is so unreal….like the staghen.
I have to tell you…I hate the staghen.
I’m going to revolt. I’m going to come up with my own words for the stag party and the Hen do whatever…..
Honestly….someone was on crack when they decided the word Hen would make someone excited to party.
Well..I suppose if you were on crack then it would make more sense.
Ok…Here’s goes….My ideas for the new Staghen Party.
1. Pacipencap party – The male is the Paci (pacifiers stick out like wieners) and the Pen Cap (convenient hole where Phallic things go). To top it off…it’s related to babies…which come shortly after that staghen party…OR maybe even on that pacipencap night!
2. Tacodog Bash- This one is self explanatory but worthy of an explanation nonetheless. The taco…a convenient slot for meat and the dog….which men are sometimes referred to because of their dong. See what I did there? You will never look at dogs and tacos the same again will you?
3. Ballzenbitchfest – Now that one might get us in trouble with the ladies….but not if we get them drunk enough! Imagine how cool the T-shirts will be.
4. OvaTest Night – A little more nerdy and scientific, this one is worthy. Ovums…my ladies eggs and the Testicles….always tested and productive! Now that’s a name for a night out of fun.
5. FlagellCerv Evening- Again a little more scientific and perhaps a little more sophisticated. This night is for the more formal night out to celebrate your singlehood. Flagella (the whip like structure on sperm) and the lovely lacey cervix…(the acceptor of the sperm and the entryway to new life!)
There you have it! 5 Better ways to have a party upwards and over the boring old and odd Staghen.